we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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