is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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