So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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