just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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