Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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