any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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