i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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