maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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