I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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