Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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