My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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