He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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