You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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