sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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