i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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