Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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