Where did you get a picture of my penis
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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