I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
