Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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