I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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