Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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