you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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