Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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