What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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