hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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