Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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