So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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