What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just tell him i said nine months
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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