I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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