they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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