i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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