do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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