Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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