sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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