I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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