i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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