just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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