so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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