talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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