Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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