I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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