Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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