She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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