farters have to be the big spoon...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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