I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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