Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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