I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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