have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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