I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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