One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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