real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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