Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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