But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Apparently you make a good broom.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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