i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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