i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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